‘Transformers 2′ & ‘Land Of The Lost’ Get Dubious Honors In 2009 Razzie Noms

The Razzies are a perfect counter to the Oscars. A celebration of the worst of the year, and this time as a special category, the worst of the decade. And leading the pack are the unsurprising candidates ‘Transformers 2′ & ‘Land Of The Lost’ and many more.

The only problem I find with the Razzies are that the nominees are very easy targets. Mostly deserved, but still very easy. Transformers 2, All About Steve and Land of the Lost all get a chunk here. The most deserved in my opinion are the hilarious nominations given to the Jonas Brothers for their sorry excuse of a film (For example, Worst Screen Couple – Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers – The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience).

I disagree with Land of the Lost being the worst film of the year since it still had its moments and as far as ‘New Moon’ goes, it had far major problems than acting (although the screenplay is deserved).

Want to see the full list of shameful nominations? It’s after the jump.

Worst Picture of 2009

All About Steve – 20th Century-Fox

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra – Paramount / Hasbro

Land of The Lost – Universal

Old Dogs – Disney

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen – Dreamworks/Paramount

Worst Actor of 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers – JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE

Will Ferrell – LAND OF THE LOST

Steve Martin – PINK PANTHER 2

Eddie Murphy – IMAGINE THAT

John Travolta – OLD DOGS

Worst Actress of 2009

Beyonce – OBSESSED

Sandra Bullock – ALL ABOUT STEVE

Mylie Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE

Megan Fox – JENNIFER’s BODY and TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Sarah Jessica Parker – DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?

Worst Supporting Actor of 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE

Hugh Hefner (as Himself) – MISS MARCH

Robert Pattinson – TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) – LAND OF THE LOST

Marlon Wayans – G.I. JOE

Worst Supporting Actress of 2009

Candice Bergen – BRIDE WARS

Ali Larter – OBSESSED

Sienna Miller – G.I. JOE

Kelly Preston – OLD DOGS

Julie White (as Mom) – TRANNIES, TOO (TRANSFORMERS 2)

Worst Screen Couple of 2009

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers – THE JONAS BROTHERS 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE

Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper – ALL ABOUT STEVE

Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or “Comic Riff” – LAND OF THE LOST

Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer – TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang – TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2009)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Land of The Lost

Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Director of 2009

Michael Bay – TRANNIES, TOO

Walt Becker – OLD DOGS

Brad Silberling – LAND OF THE LOST

Stephen Sommers – G.I. JOE

Phil Traill – ALL ABOUT STEVE

Worst Screenplay of 2009
(Bill’s note: Lots of adaptations this year, just like the Oscars!)

All About Steve – Screenplay by Kim Barker

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra – Screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, Based on Hasbro’s G.I. JOE® Characters.

Land of The Lost – Written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, Based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV Series

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen – Written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, Based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures

Twilight Saga: New Moon – Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, Based on the Novel by Stephenie Meyer

Worst Picture of the Decade
(Special Category!)

Battlefield Earth (2000) – Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) – Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5

Gigli (2003) – Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 7 (Including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Yrs)

I Know Who Killed Me (2007) – Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8

Swept Away (2002) – Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5

Worst Actor of the Decade

Ben Affleck
Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® DAREDEVIL, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, PAYCHECK, PEARL HARBOR, SURVIVING CHRISTMAS

Eddie Murphy
Nominated for 12 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT, MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME

Mike Myers
Nominated for 4 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® CAT IN THE HAT, THE LOVE GURU

Rob Schneider
Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 1 RAZZIE® THE ANIMAL, BENCHWARMERS, DEUCE BIGALO: EUROPEAN GIGOLO, GRANDMA’s BOY, THE HOT CHICK, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY, LITTLE MAN, LITTLE NICKY

John Travolta
Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® BATTLEFIELD EARTH, DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE, LUCKY NUMBERS, OLD DOGS, SWORDFISH

Worst Actress of the Decade

Mariah Carey
The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% of ALL Votes for Worst Actress of 2001 GLITTER

Paris Hilton
Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 4 RAZZIES® THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE of WHACKS, REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Lindsay Lohan
Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® HERBIE FULLY LOADED, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, JUST MY LUCK

Jennifer Lopez
Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® ANGEL EYES, ENOUGH, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, MAID IN MANHATTAN, MONSTER-IN-LAW, THE WEDDING PLANNER

Madonna
Nominated for 6 “Achievements,”“Winner” of 4 RAZZIES® DIE ANOTHER DAY, THE NEXT BEST THING, SWEPT AWAY