Woman Falls off Wii Fit, Becomes a “Sex Addict”
Gains an arousal disorder.
According to a strangely brief article on Yahoo!, a 24 year-old Briton Amanda Flowers has become a “sex addict” after falling off her Wii Fit board. Yup, you read it right.
Here is what happened (we assume): She was rigorously exercising on her Wii Fit board when she slipped and fell. Instead of getting hurt, like how normal people does, she developed a condition called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (it’s a true condition, too). Now, whenever Amanda is around anything vibrating or pulsing, let’s say a mobile or a…remote, she becomes, you know, ‘aroused’.
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body”, she says of the onset of an “attack”. “Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm”. What she says after this is pure gold, “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
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