Portal 2 inflatable sentry turret is here to save your loved ones
Inflatable yes, but still mean and deadly.
ThinkGeek is a treasure trove of, well, geek items. Especially of the video game variety. But this is possibly the most incredible of them all (also because I am a Valve nut): Portal 2 Sentry Turret. Because in these times of an impending apocalypse, only these inflatable facsimile can help imbue the feeling of security and protection against the harsh reality of truth (or science?).
Here’s a bit from the description:
Drastic times call for drastic measures, friends of Science. Aperture Science had to make some cutbacks to the production line when OSHA shut down the main plant. Something about air quality or lead paint in the water pipes. Silly, really. That’s what waivers are for. Anyhoo, we can’t get you any real, bullet-firing turrets, but we did manage to hijack a pool float factory long enough to make a bunch of these inflatable ones.
They cost about $24.99, which is around pretty much exactly what I would pay.