Geohot composes rap song in reply to Sony

By on February 14, 2011

“You’re f****** with the dude who got the keys to your safe…”

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We don’t know if it’s stress, or just an over dose of adrenaline shot, but Geohot, the brains behind the PS3 jailbreak, has actually composed a rap song in reply to Sony’s continuous bombardment of lawsuits against him. There is a video of it, which shows Geohot rapping and free stylin’ in what appears to be a surprisingly clean bedroom for a young geek. He disappoints with that but not with his tongue-in-cheek rap performance. Have a go, lyrics attached.

Yo it’s geohot

And for those who don’t know

I’m getting sued by Sony

Let’s take this out of the courtroom and into the streets
I’m a beast, at the least, you’ll face me in the northeast
Get my ire up, light my fire
I’ll go harder then Eminem went at Mariah
Call me a liar
Pound me in the ass with no lube, chafing
You’re fucking with the dude who got the keys to your safe and
Those that can’t do bring suits
Cry to your Uncle Sam to settle disputes
Thought you’d tackle this with a little more tact
But then again fudgepackers, I don’t know Jack

I shed a tear everytime I think of Lik Sang
But shit man, they’re a corporation
And I’m a personification of freedom for all
You fill dockets, like thats a concept foreign to y’all
While lawyers muddy water and TROs stall
Out of business is jail for me
And you’re suing me civilly

Exhibit this in the courtroom
Go on, do it, I dare you


Mufaddal Fakhruddin is the Editor for IGN ME and thinks writing in third person about himself in an about me section is weird.

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